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The permanent solution to your traffic woes
Dear Ministry of Roadways and Highways,
I hope this letter finds you in the fast lane of life! I am writing to you with a groundbreaking solution to our perennial traffic problems – a solution so wild, it might just work: driving super-duper fast!
Picture this: yesterday, on my way back to the ancient part of our glorious capital, a journey that normally takes a breezy 80 minutes transformed into an epic odyssey lasting a jaw-dropping 180 minutes. It got me thinking, why not embrace the need for speed as the permanent solution to our bizzaro traffic woes?
Here's the genius plan: if every driver on the road channeled their inner race car driver and zoomed at breakneck speeds, we'd never have traffic jams again!

Let’s make this a reality!
Think about it – the root cause of traffic snarls is the variation in driving speeds. If we all collectively decided to become speed demons, racing through the streets like we're auditioning for a Fast and Furious sequel, we'd experience the joy of traffic-free roads.
I understand this proposal might sound a bit unconventional, but in the pursuit of a congestion-free utopia, we must be willing to push the pedal to the metal, both figuratively and literally. I suggest we include speedometers in our driver's licenses to ensure everyone is doing their part to maintain the velocity harmony on our roads.
I trust you'll consider this proposal with the seriousness it deserves.
Fasten your seatbelts, and let's shift into high speeds for a traffic-free tomorrow!
Sincerely,
Mr V
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